"Told Myself to Stop Drinking" Funny T-Shirt
😂🍻 The Truest Form of Self-Reflection. Here’s a tee for anyone who’s ever had an honest, and often hilarious, internal debate. Our "Told Myself To Stop Drinking. But I'm Not Gonna Listen To An Alcoholic" T-Shirt is a relatable and funny take on a classic struggle. It's the perfect shirt, sweatshirt, or hoodie for those with a good sense of humor and an appreciation for a witty punchline.
This versatile apparel is crafted for comfort and style, making it a great gift for anyone who enjoys a casual drink and a good laugh.
🧵 Key Features:
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Hilarious & Relatable Graphic: Features a bold, funny quote that's perfect for casual outings, parties, or just lounging around.
🧵Product specifications
Material: Primarily 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²); select colors are cotton/polyester blends (50/50, 90/10, or 99/1 depending on the shade).
Fabric Technology: Made with U.S. cotton and enhanced with innovative soft cotton technology for better printability, visible quality, and superior comfort.
Fit & Features: Classic fit, ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders for added durability, tear-away label.
Safety Standard: Safety Green meets ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards.
Printing Options: Compatible with DTG and DTF printing, depending on fulfillment location.
Manufacturing: Made in the USA.
Notes: Print area size may vary based on shirt type and size. Actual print colors may slightly differ due to monitor settings and lighting. Manual measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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