Orc Borg

Orc Borg

$23.99
Sale price  $23.99 Regular price 
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Orc Borg

Orc Borg

$23.99
Sale price  $23.99 Regular price 

Get ready to fight, steal, yell, and party your way through a doomed spaceship on a collision course with heaven, because ORC BORG is here! This loud, over-the-top, and gloriously obnoxious game throws you into the DERELICT, a massive, beautiful trash rocket smashing through space, absolutely jam-packed with generations of orcs. They're sporing, scrapping, building murderous idols to their mad gods, and praying for DOOM when the Derelict finally crashes into heaven, disgorging every dead-hard, big-toothed bastard in a glorious tide of violence!

YOU are an ORC, and your mission is to fight, kill, pray, scheme, tinker, and howl for your place in heaven. Written by the brilliant Grant Howitt and illustrated by the incredible ROLLINKUNZ, ORC BORG uses the streamlined MÖRK BORG rules-set, making it super easy to run a game set in the chaotic Derelict.

This vibrant, neon-ink-printed tome includes (but isn't limited to) everything you need for maximum mayhem:

  • All the rules to make a crazed alien warrior determined to punch their way to Armageddon.
  • Regulations for piloting, fighting, and even stealing legendary Big Robots such as BANG TEN THOUSAND and MASSIVE PROBLEM.
  • Two types of space magic: mysterious runic TECHNOWIZARDRY and good old-fashioned YELL PRAYERS.
  • A D12 weapon table that's been gloriously stretched out to four pages, just so they could draw the weapons really big.
  • A custom Apocalyptic Prophecy table that's even more fun than MÖRK BORG’s.
  • Specific rules for playing a cyborg orc, or ORCBORG, as they're brilliantly called.
  • Eight unique musical genres including the heavy PIANOHAMMER, the chaotic TRASH CANNON, and DRUM BASTARD.
  • A beastly bestiary featuring bloodthirsty demons, grotty aliens, cultish humans, and rival orcs.

ORC BORG is printed using Pantone neon inks, making it more vibrant than it has any right to be. It looks and feels fantastic and your sure to absolutely love diving into this chaotic, colorful world!

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

Details

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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