"I Bury Things" Gardening Shirt

🌿💀 Digging in the dirt has never looked so suspicious. Whether you’re transplanting peonies or just looking for a place to put your "problems," our "I Bury Things" Tee is a "10 out of 10" for the lady with a dark wit. Featuring a beautifully detailed skull entwined with botanical blooms, this shirt perfectly balances your love for the garden with your interest in... other excavations.

Printed on the iconic Comfort Colors® 1717, this isn't just a gardening shirt; it’s a premium "lived-in" statement piece. Known for its signature garment-dyed finish and ultra-soft heavyweight cotton, this tee offers a vintage, sun-faded look that makes it feel like your favorite "work shirt" from day one. It’s the ultimate gift for the plant lady who knows where all the bodies (and bulbs) are buried.

⚠️ Important Customer Disclaimer:

Please read before purchasing:

• Production Type: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. Each shirt is custom-printed specifically for you once your order is placed (Current Season: April 2026), ensuring the intricate skull and floral details are crisp and permanent.

• Authentic Comfort Colors®: We use the genuine 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee. Please note that the specialized pigment-dye process creates natural variations in color, giving each shirt a unique, "antique" character that looks better with every wash.

• Sizing Advice: These tees feature a Relaxed Unisex Fit. For a standard comfortable fit, order your regular size. For that trendy "Oversized Gardener Aesthetic" (perfect for pairing with leggings or overalls), we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes.

• Acceptance of Terms: By completing your purchase, you acknowledge that this is a custom-printed item tailored to your specific size and color selection.

✨ Key Features:

• Botanical Macabre Graphic: Features a high-definition skull and floral arrangement with "Maybe Plants, Maybe People" typography. We use specialized soft-hand inks that fuse with the fabric fibers, so the print remains breathable while you're working in the heat.

• 100% Premium Heavyweight US Cotton: Made from 6.1 oz/yd² ring-spun cotton. This is a substantial, high-quality tee that provides a structured, "non-sheer" drape—far superior to thin, scratchy holiday shirts.

• The "Garden-Ready" Fit: A relaxed unisex silhouette with dropped shoulders and a signature twill label. It’s durable enough for a day in the greenhouse and soft enough for a true-crime documentary binge.

• Garment-Dyed Softness: The fabric is dyed after being sewn, resulting in a buttery-soft feel and a rich, "broken-in" color palette that won't shrink.

🧵 Product Specifications:

• Brand: Comfort Colors® 1717.

• Fit: Relaxed / Unisex Fit (True to size).

• Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (6.1 oz Heavyweight).

• Vibe: Sarcastic Gardening / Dark Humor / Plant Lady / Vintage Aesthetic.

• Sizes: Small to 3XL.

✅ Why It’s the Perfect Choice:

Searching for the Best Gift for Gardeners, a Funny Skull Floral T-Shirt, or a Comfort Colors® Sarcastic Gift for Her? This "I Bury Things" design is a "Deeply-Rooted" choice. It’s witty, premium, and undeniably cool.